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March 4, 2026
08:00 am PT | 10:00 am CT | 11:00 am ET

Founding marketer playbook for successful out-of-stealth launch

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When you’re launching out of stealth at a Seed startup, you barely have any budget. What you certainly have is a firehose of technical info, a skeleton crew, and a market that doesn't know you exist.

In this session, Valerie Zargarpur, Head of Marketing at Monad, breaks down the "Precision Launch" framework. This is the exact strategy she used to generate 450k impressions and 65% CTR on high-intent pages with less than $5k in paid spend and zero agencies.

We’re moving past the "glossy" launch and focusing on "Narrative Currency"—how to turn raw technical validation into a story that is .15x better than the competition.

What we’ll cover:

  • The 30-Day Immersion Sprint: How to use "ELI5" sessions and AI audits to learn the tech before you try to sell it.
  • The "Must-Have" Launch Checklist: What you actually need (and what to scrap) to launch a 3-page website that converts.
  • The 30-Second Pitch Framework: Mastering the Hook, the Value Prop, the Proof, and the Strategic Hook.
  • Orchestrated Chaos: How to coordinate 48 hours of high-impact content across LinkedIn, blogs, and email for maximum signal.
  • The Resilience Loop: A tactical process for iterating your pitch and website (going from 3 to 16 pages in 60 days).

Who this is for:

  • Founding Marketers and Marketing "Teams of One."
  • Early-stage Founders preparing to exit stealth.
  • PMMs looking for a lean, iterative approach to GTM storytelling.